“A fews years ago I was dating this girl and I went to a water park with her and a few of her cousins. We were in the wave pool just hanging out when I huge wave came out of no where. My girl at the time was on my back because she could not swim and where we were in the pool was a little taller then her. Me of course as the gentlemen was just chilling with my girl on my back cooling from the summer heat in the wave pool. Well, back to my story. When the wave came in my girlfriend literally pushed me down into the water and jumped off my back to a close side rail. I ended up loosing my balance and falling head first into the waves of the pool. The waves of that pool were so strong that I could not catch my balance. The next thing I remembered after my girl nearly drowned me was some man dragging me out the pool wearing speedo bathing suit as I was trying to catch my breath from almost drowning. All I could have said was Thank you man because he did save me from drowning, but in my head I was thinking why does he have a speedo on at the water park. Somethings should just be banned.” — Jay, NY